Congratulations!
Welcome to the Sweetheart Club.
Introduction
The Sweetheart Club is a dream from which you can never awake. But why would you want to? Whether fantasy or nightmare - the possibilities are without end.
You have demonstrated encouraging tendencies; however, you have much to achieve before you can claim the status of extraordinary member . . .
Benefits
An agent has been despatched and will be with you within the hour. You will not see them, but they will be there! You need never fear your enemies again.
Orientation
View the club noticeboard at any time by clicking the S♥♣ insignia at the top left corner of every page.
The Polecat Coliseum is closed for renovation.
Please contact the secretary at your earliest convenience to make an appointment for your tattoo.